What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 11:11
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What! how could you do that?
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What do you mean son?
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Do you know what she said mum?
What makes you feel guilty the most?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.